reads nc-17 slash fiction as bedtime story
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to…
no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
if the battle of five armies has to happen then i want it to be super fucking dramatic i want slow motion and muted battle sounds and haunting elvish ladies singing over the top i want to be emotionally destroyed and beyond words
you go hard or you go home